Middleton Library restrooms serve as sex 'hot spots' - News
This article was printed by that LSU rag that will remain nameless. It was Monday, right after we were named #1 by the AP. This article was 3/4 of the page, while right above it was a small print article an inch and a half tall that stated that, just out of curousity, the tigers were #1 for the first time in 48 years....
This article is about "glory holes" discovered in Middleton Library's 3rd floor bathroom, as if we had an infestation of gays roaming the halls of the library and entertaining themselves in stalls. (That's why I never study in the library--roving gay swarms in the library.) But if you feel left out ladies, there are reports of "glory holes" in the stalls in the ladies room too...
But don't you worry if you feel left out because there are no glory holes cut in the stall at a place near you because this rag was kind enough to do research into other places that have said glory holes. read the paper on tuesday to find out where you can have nameless sex in a bathroom.
Thank you
for making the Red Shtick Magazine look even more credible and making LSU look like a bunch of freaking morons.
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